Its soooo windy....

How windy is it? So windy, I smiled and my teeth dried up and my lips got stuck in a smile all night long. I was unintentionally super friendly and fun. I was fun and not socially awkward. This was like a fun party time until I could get my paws on some extra strength Vaseline. My smile got loose and so, I had a slippery smile for a few minutes. Like one of those baby beauty pageant girlie boos. I want a flipper. Everyone should just get one. Or I should just get one so my fancy smile would be the best in the room. Hold on, I need to drink some Alki-seltzer.... Thai chicken. brb
back.
I swallowed a piece of the raw tablet that was not all the way fizzed. It was kinda fun but now my burps are salty.


bye from Christopher over there in Convention Hall in Asbury Park on Halloween!