nose bleeds and other things

Dear Top Secret Diary,
Mary got a nose bleed today. I saw it before she did and I tried to say 'you're bleeding' but it just came out as 'uhhhh ohhh nooo' because before I could say it she went to rub the bloody part of the tissue on her eye. Luckily other people were faster and not as freaked out as me (we maybe a little freaked out because) she was urgently told by several people what was about to happen. I almost fainted. Blood really freaks me out in a special way. It makes my stomach turn and even as I'm sitting here now, several hours later, my stomach is still not right side up.
Another thing is when I got home I decided to watch a little TV and Friday the 13th was on. The info simply described it as 'Friday the 13th' but it was made in 2009. I dont know what it was supposed to be but it took place at Camp Crystal Lake or whatever but it was abandoned and there were just dead bodies in canoes and Jason's lair under the camp. Anyway there was lots of weed smoking and boobies.
Have a nice day!
Eileen

Its soooo windy....

How windy is it? So windy, I smiled and my teeth dried up and my lips got stuck in a smile all night long. I was unintentionally super friendly and fun. I was fun and not socially awkward. This was like a fun party time until I could get my paws on some extra strength Vaseline. My smile got loose and so, I had a slippery smile for a few minutes. Like one of those baby beauty pageant girlie boos. I want a flipper. Everyone should just get one. Or I should just get one so my fancy smile would be the best in the room. Hold on, I need to drink some Alki-seltzer.... Thai chicken. brb
back.
I swallowed a piece of the raw tablet that was not all the way fizzed. It was kinda fun but now my burps are salty.


bye from Christopher over there in Convention Hall in Asbury Park on Halloween!